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CAPS LOCK - …FOREVER IRREVERSIBLE.


TAGS: caps lock
Rating: 3.81/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:02 pm
LMAO
Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 5:51 pm
THANKS TO APERTURE SCIENCE THE IMPOSSIBLE is easy.
RAWR - September 4, 2009, 4:01 pm
FUUCKKK!


THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...


TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm
Too true. Nicely done. 5


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


KEEP A SECRET -


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm

ehem....?
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


SECURITY - Sometimes you just gotta be sure


TAGS: lock plastic
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - January 26, 2011, 9:58 am
Its almost as sure a technogeek wearing a condom. 5L


STATE TROPPER IN MINNESOTA - Permit to Carry - Valid


TAGS: glock 38 special 45 automatic
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ughomer

project28 - May 7, 2013, 2:07 pm
Tropper?
tomyironmane - May 4, 2013, 11:52 pm
This lady... I like her already.
mariand - January 23, 2013, 3:36 am
lol...good'n
CloudchaserS - January 23, 2013, 2:15 am
I don't CC, but if I did, I'd have a note attached to my permit saying "I shouldn't need this, the 2nd amendment is my permit"


TIME FOR A LITTLE LUDWIG VAN -


TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - January 7, 2012, 1:37 pm
"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!"
ICEMAN - January 7, 2012, 11:36 am
"No time for the ol' in-out love, I've just come to read the meter." 5


JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


SNOOZE ALARM SILENCER - PATENT PENDING


TAGS: alarm clock
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 1:08 am
Ouch! See, I always just put my clock radio on the other side of the room. I have to get out of bed to turn it off, and by that time... well, I'm out of bed.
pickleviper - July 18, 2012, 1:38 pm
Can't remember the last time I woke up and got four pricks in my hand. Oh wait, I've said way too much. Oh well... I can delete this comment afterwards if I want to. Right?


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Pappa Bear go to Goldilock house!




EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!


TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.58/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.


CAPS LOCK - Are you ready to win your online conversation?


TAGS: caps lock wrath lol funny souledge unleash power meow cat
Rating: 3.67/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 9:18 pm
I used this Motifake on Facebook to make a group on supporting the usage of capslock.


FURNITURE CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: cupboard cabinet wardrobe locker table
Rating: 4.61/5

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Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
I know this was posted a while ago....but this is priceless. 5 stubby L


HOW MUCH LEFT? -


TAGS: time onomonopea death clock ticktock
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by conundrum

TheOne - April 29, 2012, 3:31 pm
Jesus, very nice.
Rabbitearsblog - April 21, 2012, 3:52 pm
Awesome! Loved the poem too!
conundrum - October 28, 2011, 7:26 pm
Thank you... I often come up with them when I lay in bed at night and cant sleep... but I'm too lazy to get up and write them down. so they are lost when the new day comes.
Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
This is a great poster, always appreciate a very well written original poem.
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 10:45 am
beware the bell tolls for thee
CloudchaserS - October 24, 2011, 5:27 am
Got that, thanx for letting me know :-)
kimzter - October 24, 2011, 2:15 am
liked the poster and the poem but it is very hard to read because of the lack of contrast between the letters and the background
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 7:19 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
conundrum - October 23, 2011, 1:18 pm
The poem is from my head of course... that is why you did not find it on google
CloudchaserS - October 23, 2011, 11:04 am
Where is the poem from? A song? Googling several lines found nothing
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:45 am
cool
Greeny - October 23, 2011, 6:52 am
Very nice
Verdeckt - October 23, 2011, 3:35 am
Nice.. I think it'd work on Moti-Twist too.


PREPARE - For the CAPS LOCK FURY!




ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another




DEATHCLOCK MEETS FINAL FANTASY - you squeed like a little fan girl on the inside...




GLOCK -


TAGS: glock safety handgun crazy silly
Rating: 3.19/5

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MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 8:56 pm
LOL! Pretty much :)
TheScottsMan - April 3, 2012, 8:47 pm
Well, I guess I know why "Tool" is in your screen name.
MetalliTool - April 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
Yeah, because the little trigger safety thingy would REALLY keep someone from pulling the trigger! geez!


CAPS LOCK - RELEASE THE ANGER!




Best Of times -


TAGS: time best worst dali clock
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - February 20, 2016, 8:20 pm
I must now admit....I....I love.....Dalis
Rick69 - February 20, 2016, 3:39 pm
Stunning composition & thought...


GRIMLOCK - Him no bozo. Him king.




INTRODUCTIONS -


TAGS: bollocks
Rating: 3.07/5

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ALARM CLOCKS - making a-holes out of morning business men and school students since there invention


TAGS: alarmclocks morning
Rating: 2.86/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:59 am
My phone plays me a harp for my alarm. It's fairly gentle sounds; loud enough to wake me but not jarring enough to startle me. It came "free" (with my $300 phone, that is).
CloudchaserS - July 19, 2012, 9:59 am
Whoever invents and copyrights a tone for alarm clocks that isn't annoying will be rich beyond their wildest dreams. That is, if the government doesn't refuse the patent because they think it's too important for one man to control production


AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS -




ZOMG - TEH AIRLOCK YOU LEF IT OPEN


TAGS: zomg you left the airlock open ufnny cat haha lolz zomg
Rating: 2.54/5

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Lloyd - December 13, 2008, 6:39 pm
People reading the comment section. Look at this motifake and rate it accordingly. It is too high for a redundant caption.
Basti - August 15, 2008, 9:33 am
greatest pic ever!!!


DYNAMIC DUO - Watson - "Holmes? What is that?" Holmes - "That is a naked picture of your wife on a computer screen." Watson - "This is your computer."




SNORLAX - why you cock blockin me holmes


TAGS: snorlax **** blockin pokemon
Rating: 1.53/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:20 pm
Yeah... cellulite and the ability to meander in only a 5-word scentence.
rerun - November 10, 2010, 8:16 pm

03a has more to offer than this...not much though
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:14 pm
A crime against motihumanity.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2010, 8:14 pm
Ugh 2.0...03a.
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:11 pm
ugh
forseti - November 10, 2010, 5:53 pm
great picture with a funny guy, a hazard warning sign and a mutated ****... 5 lions for that. But then some dumbass ruined it with an ugly anime ...THING. That costs 3L. And I fear the worst by reading your nickname. And making little forsi cry costs 1L.
pzykosiz - November 10, 2010, 5:52 pm
lame. 1L


YOU ARE MINE FOREVER - At least until you pick the basement lock


TAGS: lock
Rating: 4.3/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:21 am
hey mao I saw h*r first. get your own puppy man ! :)
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:08 am
I'm In !
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
I l5ke how you think :)


DETHKLOCK - The Metalocalypse has begun!


TAGS: dethklok metalocalypse deth klok clock death metal heavy band bands
Rating: 2.19/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 8:41 am
Okay! We now have Dethklock booked to perform in the gymnasium of the "Underdeveloped School for the Mentally Untalented"...how about they play right after nap time?
the dude - November 6, 2009, 1:09 am
thats awesome come get these dude to play at my school!


GAMMA RADIATION - The Ultimate Cock Block since 1962




CAPS LOCK - IT'S THAT IMPORTANT


TAGS: capslock2
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by invisibleman

ShounenSuki - October 23, 2008, 5:35 pm
The big thing isn't actually a b***on. The "Caps Lock" on it merely indicates where the light-indicator is.
Dev - October 12, 2008, 7:23 pm
two caps lock b***ons per a KB? Wow!


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?


TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Johnny

prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiice!


DAVY JONES - Such a shame. Now who will rule the seven seas?


TAGS: davy jones locker pirates
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 10:44 am
I couldn't accept it when Mom told me Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a Believer.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Wow It Makes You Wonder, Dod't Ash For Hum The Bell Tolls , It Tolls For They !
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 10:05 am
Sarah Mclachlan says donate now.. Save the monkeys .. RIP Davey


JENGA - You're doing it wrong.




CARL - TONIGHT!


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
ELDER GOD TIMMY!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that **** made my day hahhahah


AND I RAN - I ran so far away I just ran, I ran all night and day I couldn't get away


TAGS: flock ran
Rating: 4.83/5

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dslohand - January 17, 2013, 1:53 am
LOL This really made me laugh . Not sure why, but thanks for sharing
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 8:34 pm
Loved, feared and hummed to your poster. Nice


The Double Standard -


TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

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5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks a**.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


INITIATIVE -


TAGS: success initiative pick a lock
Rating: 4.67/5

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suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:10 am
won't be p5cky on this one. just make sure you don't touch it with your bare hands, cause with all that rust you might get jawl5ck :)


TIE-WRAP - Everybody know it's stronger than a steel chain an a Master locker put together.


TAGS: chain tie fence wrap locker
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 11:41 pm
Greenstein told me to post here


HUMANITY -


TAGS: technology pollution morlocks you d*** dirty ape
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:46 am
Give'er. There are probably more anyway.
ICEMAN - April 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Hey, can I do one next? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 1:26 am
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Matt. f*** do I love your Avatar!!!!
Fatt Matt - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
great pic, great quote, great tags... this deserves 10L, alas all I can give is 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
Or Rerun praising your ***ual prowess.
lesterinside - March 29, 2010, 10:06 am
I really find him amusing.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:59 am
It's like Jeffrey Dahmer complimenting your cooking skills!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 29, 2010, 9:56 am
I know,Props from Derek.........you should just end it all.
TheTrashHeap - March 29, 2010, 9:52 am
I may want this removed now.....
Derek - March 29, 2010, 5:21 am
Your best - IMHO


FAILBLOCKS - . No comment


TAGS: rnr tetris failblocks fallingblock
Rating: 3.5/5

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RnRollie - July 1, 2010, 7:40 pm
Cheers, i haven't been here for over a year (close to twwo actually), and i have to build up momentum again :) Most of my (old) stuff is tagged rnr
TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 7:23 pm
Good for you for taking criticism so well RnR. It's to be expected at the beginning, use it to motivate yourself toward Quality posters. Quality over quantity is rule 1. Some of your stuff is pretty good, you already know which aren't.
RnRollie - July 1, 2010, 7:07 pm
its a -far fetched- play on falling blocks :S
CpnKangaroo - July 1, 2010, 6:55 pm
Dude, you had a great pic at your disposal, but you kinda ruined it with the caption


WARLOCKS - Let them hate, so long as they fear


TAGS: warlocks
Rating: 1.86/5


ALEXANDER DELARGE - Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well


TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 1.83/5

More motifakes by Ken

Doc - October 3, 2008, 10:27 am
Cured? Oh I was cured all right, oh my brothers.
Agamemnon218 - September 2, 2008, 9:09 pm
Food good? Try the wine...


RIGHT RIGHT -


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


MAFIOSA TEDDY - Bring me the head of Goldilocks!




EVOLUTION - Some catch on later




GLOCK 21 -


TAGS: glock 21 45 1911 truth
Rating: 1.36/5

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tomyironmane - July 28, 2013, 1:57 am
Besides, someone just passed me a few pix of Glock Kabooms. Turns out you DO have to baby a Glock, especially on ammo, or the chambers might rupture... whereas a 1911 will eat anything that isn't +P.... and a Hi-point will eat any ol' garbage you feed it.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:21 pm
Who said you had to baby them? Just don't treat them like garbage. Hell, a stock GI 1911 you probably CAN treat like garbage. The issues come when you treat a tight 1911 like garbage, and you'll get that reliability issue with any tight-tolerance pistol.
TheScottsMan - July 24, 2013, 5:10 pm
I'd rather buy one you don't have to baby to get to work right. That's a REAL pistol. Not a 1911 you buy at baby gap.
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 2:57 pm
Agreed, go get a real pistol and learn to take care of it, instead of using it as a post-hole digger, boat anchor, doorstop, wheel chock, coffee-table leveling device, hammer, and so on.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 3:16 pm
Man, I wish we could agree on something. I love them without plaid bras.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 2:58 pm
As a Scotsman I love Scottish women in plaid bras :)
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:40 pm
Hey what do you expect from a Scotsman with tyts (being funny here, Scottsman). Yeah, I’m not a 1911 fan either. It s/be buried with the Glock. Sh**/carried ‘em all.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 23, 2013, 1:48 pm
"Pretty" hand guns…now I've heard it all.
TheScottsMan - July 23, 2013, 12:28 pm
Glock has outperformed 1911 in every way except looks. All a 1911 is good for is looking pretty in a case.
GaryO - July 23, 2013, 8:42 am
Burying a Glock. Good move. Make it deep.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 6:13 pm
Thats the only way you're going to get a 1911 to work for 100 years anyway. They'll rust shut so easy its not even funny. It's funny you think a pistol that's been altered countless times to look nothing like its original has been around 100 years.
TheScottsMan - July 22, 2013, 5:57 pm
Saving Character space grammar nazi. So basically you're saying that if you pack it in cosmoline it'll last 100 years? and you think the Glock won't. You can bury a Glock in the ground for 30 years and it'll fire. It's been done.
tomyironmane - July 22, 2013, 5:29 pm
30 days of saltwater is not a hundred years of use/storage, NOR is it 100+ years of production and proven results. As for MY 1911? Possibly, it's stainless steel. That having been said, I don't use it as a boat anchor. Also: *you *your *you *yourself.
TheScottsMan - July 19, 2013, 9:00 am
Not only can I say that, but u can store a Glock 21 .45 13+1 under saltwater for 30 days and it'll still fire. Can you say that about ur precious 1911? Look at a real U.S. Patent 984519. That's a 1911 not what u think is a 1911. Don't fool urself dude.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:49 pm
Come bacl in a hundred years and scra** the cosmoline off and a 1911 will work just like it did when your great grandpa packed it away. Can you say the same of a Glock? Can you say that they'll be still in production in the 2100s? Bet the 1911 will be.
Swampfox - October 24, 2012, 3:14 am
Blasphemer!
M0rd3kaI - April 10, 2012, 6:40 pm
*ahem* "Lazyness" and that is also where muscle memory comes in play
TheScottsMan - April 10, 2012, 11:00 am
Yea, cause thats exactly what I want to do... a mag change ever seven rounds and making sure my saftey is off... 2 steps I can avoid.
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 10:02 am
For zombies... a nice knife or axe, as for preparedness... that's where more mags come into play.
TheScottsMan - April 6, 2012, 6:59 am
As a Marine Corps pistol expert accuracy isn't my problem. Also as an Eagle Scout "Be Prepared" son, thats my motto. Be Prepared, becauses those d***ed zombies aren't going to kill themselves :)
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 6:20 am
Snakeskin handle gives it a more roughneck look... but still. anyway, if you need more rounds it only means you shouldn't have a firearm in the first place ;)
TheScottsMan - April 5, 2012, 11:30 pm
http://www.thefirearmsforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=34278&stc=1&d=1266622906 No one can escape the pinkness. They even made a hello kitty AK for godsakes! Grip thickness = mag capacity. I need more than 7-8 rounds.
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
and what not. so far as I know the 1911 does not have that shame on its name
M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 12:26 pm
My (And many others) prefer the 1911. oh and the size of the glock (thickness) is far greater than that of the colt or more modern 1911 styles. as for the 'hellokitti' I was referring to the hellokitti theme placed on so many firearms nowdays, pink, white
TheScottsMan - March 29, 2012, 5:06 pm
hellokitti handguns? Are you refering to Glock? A Glock 21 has vertually double the mag capacity of any 1911. Noth to mention that its rated far higher for combat use than the 1911. Lose the training wheels and the saftey, the 19ll is the hellokitti gun.
M0rd3kaI - March 29, 2012, 4:39 pm
Kimber nor Colt came up second in a quality match either, function is one thing, but it aint no intimidating item to wield 2 hellokitti handguns
templar13 - March 28, 2012, 6:46 pm
I'm a fan of Berettas. Just sayin', they're the startin' handgun in most RE games....
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 5:07 pm
My point exactly. I hate mechanical safties. Oh and I'm a bigger fan of function over form. I don't enter my handguns in beauty contests.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 4:27 pm
When wielding a firearm it's your trigger finger that provides the best safety... oh and the Kimber and 1911 looks better ;) just saying
TheScottsMan - March 28, 2012, 2:26 pm
The kimber custom II has a b***on saftey, therefore inferior to Glock.
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 2:00 pm
Kimber Custom II... consider the Glock De-Throned


MISSING -


TAGS: escaped snake blocks snake action
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 31, 2013, 3:07 pm
more like a fear of finding it at an inopportune moment.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:05 pm

Now I have to aask~~was she freaked because it was loose and she feared a slow, snankey death, or was she freaked because it was loose and she was worried about it?
5150monkeylove - October 26, 2013, 2:55 pm
It's a member of the king snake family. It has been located, fed a huge meal, and locked down in the smaller (20 gal)tank.
lgvernon - October 25, 2013, 9:10 pm

I love snakes. I think they're amazing critters. I hope you find it!~
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 9:08 pm
So, I thought the only snake that looked like a coral snake was a king snake. Geesus snakes gimme the willies. I can scare off black bear or stare down a coyote, but see a snake and my scream can hit a nutless octave.
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2013, 8:51 pm
this is actually true and happening as I type
chickenlittle - October 25, 2013, 8:48 pm
funny monkeylove! :D 5L


Sci-Fi Style -




CHERISHED PHOTOS -


TAGS: locket wife silver cherished ph**os
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:28 am
Tags right, Title wrong.. WTF?!
mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:41 pm
lol...funny 5L


KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE! - Hit the snooze button.




CHAIRWAY TO HEAVEN - Why don't you take a seat over there...


TAGS: our chairs will block out the sun
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by brnn19

rerun - September 15, 2010, 8:52 pm

440, I may approve it just for the hell pf in, maybe not for the same reasons
Zealot - September 15, 2010, 8:39 pm
no buying your way in?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:21 pm
well get used 2 it, as soon as the dust clears I'm reposting it under one of mine
rerun - September 15, 2010, 7:32 pm

inferior or not, it is no excuse...this only means you found a better copy posted elsewhere and submitted as your own.....yet again an example of plagerism
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:02 pm
this one is better than the old one. i like it, 5 lions from me ;)
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:47 pm
It's regularly suggested to new motifakers to utilize the search function. I thought I'd seen 'Chairway' before and found it in 30 seconds. Keep submitting, but take a moment to make sure you are being original.
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 1:43 pm
Haven't seen it before, inferior work, though.
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:38 pm
74493


CAPS LOCK - IT'S AWESOME!!1!


TAGS: caps lock awesome
Rating: 2.41/5

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Culos - March 1, 2009, 4:56 pm
So do I, don't they ever learn it's Amsome????
Porcelina - March 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
...oh, I hate posters like these.


RANDY ORTON'S VOICES - They tell him to headlock.....again.....and again.....and again.




PEACE OF MIND -


TAGS: door locks
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

best security system in the world right here. Leave home & only lock half of them. At any given a thief will lock/unlock the while trying to get in....or just break a window.
falloutghoul - November 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
Got enough lock5 there?


AND THAT'S ... -




PARANOID DELUSION - Thinking everyone wants to steal your "sweet ride"


TAGS: lock it 4 protection
Rating: 4.76/5

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5150monkeylove - October 10, 2010, 11:30 pm
Thats what he said after letting it "loose" in the theater.
calvin5040 - October 10, 2010, 8:19 pm
PEEWEE is never going to loose his bike again!!!
Ed-Hyde - September 10, 2010, 8:24 am
What makes you think the owner put those locks on it. Much more fun to randomly lock up other people's bikes.
Reality Lord - September 10, 2010, 7:30 am

5napolean dynamites. sweet!
janwouter - September 10, 2010, 6:57 am
That's not paranoid. That's living in Amsterdam.
pzykosiz - September 9, 2010, 9:51 pm
as soon as you add a bike lock it becomes a challenge. this is gonna be fun
rerun - September 9, 2010, 9:45 pm

love the fact that the front tire is flat


CLOCKS -


TAGS: clock time late
Rating: 4.09/5

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MARGARITAVILLE - It's Five O'Clock Somewhere!


TAGS: margaritaville margarita fiveoclock
Rating: 3.36/5

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ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 7:55 pm
It's about 5:10 here. Drink up shriners!


REAL MEN OF GENIUS -


TAGS: john locke fart bud light genius
Rating: 2.29/5

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[email protected] - November 27, 2009, 12:42 pm
Didn't some other guy goto jail for farting o the cops as he was being arrested for another offense.
Ozzy Osbourne Fan - March 26, 2009, 5:36 am
This is a true story that happened march 20, 2009.


CAPS LOCK - CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME


TAGS: capslock
Rating: 1.78/5

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garth - June 26, 2009, 4:43 pm
but you still need to steer
WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 7:24 am
Its so epic you need two of em...and a double shift.
db - September 25, 2008, 10:04 am
LOL


Food For Thought -


TAGS: play on words clock time hunger food
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 12:14 am
Kinda showin' your sage there.
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:58 pm
Well, lookit the thyme
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:18 pm
I'm honoured, thanks Old!
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 11:17 pm
Thanks there stranger, teehee.
Oldsod - January 31, 2014, 9:42 pm
Fived, Faved, and in my File of Demotivators for Classroom Use!
ughomer - January 31, 2014, 4:34 pm
Funny as "I'll Get Out."
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:30 pm
Thanks lg.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:30 pm
Aw crotchety you're too kind...you heavy handed so-and-so teehee.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:28 pm
Thanks Icon.
MissPriss - January 31, 2014, 2:27 pm
Well ghoul...I just logged into the site and boy are my arms tired...ba-da-boom, teehee.
lgvernon - January 31, 2014, 11:21 am

Took the time to LOL at this %Ls~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 31, 2014, 10:54 am
Bravo, Priss, bravo. I've really got to . . . . 'hand' it to 'ya.
Iconoclast - January 31, 2014, 10:14 am
I love it. Original. 5 tick-tocks
falloutghoul - January 31, 2014, 9:35 am
Ba-Dum Tss!


Sacrifice -




DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO KILL? -


TAGS: clock late hubby thanks verdeckt
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - February 14, 2012, 4:03 pm
nice... I have this pic saved from long time... once I was tempted to use it on Poster evolution thread.


LEMMINGS DADDIO -




HOW MANY - NBA players does it take to change a lightbulb? When they finally get a bright idea I’ll let you know.




TICK TICK TICK -


TAGS: time clock life
Rating: 4.58/5

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Haarakkon - July 29, 2012, 4:35 pm
Oh, dear lord. That's the most motivational demotivational poster I've seen in a while! Excellent.


BLOCKBUSTED -


TAGS: blockbusted blockbusters
Rating: 4.33/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 6, 2011, 12:33 am
It's a shame they went bankrupt. It's the only thing that reminded us the there WERE such things as cassettes


ALARM SYSTEM? - Nope, don't need one




POLAR BEAR MUNCHIES - Also happen to be crunchy




NAIVE - You were surprised to find out your tatted-up, motorcycle-mechanic husband who's been married twice, once to a porn star, and was sued for over $800,000 for fraud... cheated on you?


TAGS: sandra bullock jesse james cheater
Rating: 3.71/5

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Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 12:23 pm
Wives... who needs 'em! What was that?? I gotta go...
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 12:21 pm
I just asked the wife, she told me to go for it too! I don't think she was serious though.
Jmac0585 - March 31, 2010, 11:58 am
I agree, go get 'er Jake.
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:51 am
very true. oh well best of luck to you jake. go get her.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:39 am
Whatever, she's available again right? Nice! Is my tie on stright?


BOLLOCKS - It's just not gonna be my day!


TAGS: bollocks paper drop
Rating: 3.37/5

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MO - April 23, 2010, 11:36 am
Well it's just gonna get worse from here.....1L


SANDRA + SCARLETT - The kiss that lauched a billion hard-ons.


TAGS: sandra bullock scarlett johannson mtv movie awards kiss kisses kissing
Rating: 3.26/5

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angelous - November 7, 2010, 8:28 pm
hey!, calm down, you're not making any friends here. Banned, don't you?, LOL. I give you an advice: don't be a cry baby buddy, face the criticism and move along.
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm

wow, I see this fine individual was banned twice today. that may be a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:31 pm
This is why parents need to monitor their kids online activities! Maybe once sanitizer gets his big boy hair he will be able to surf the web unsup***ised.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:45 am
It takes some talent to get all the mods after your a**.
Airman - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
what a fun morning here at the clubhouse!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:32 am
Me? No, well maybe just a little...Oh, you mean the douchenozzle? Yeah probably...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
What?....are you huffing glue?
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh my gosh! I posted something on the interwebs and can't stand it if someone doesn't like it ! Oh Noes!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:24 am
It is our business, You're the idiot that posted such crap here and then couldn't take any criticism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
Ha! you're pathetic. We don't fall for the troll game around here. We'll just have a good laugh at your expense.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Copy!
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo: Shut the hell up and mind your own business! mike34: Shut the hell up and mind your own business!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:13 am
We already tried that...Now we make fun of his parentage.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
LoL @ mike34
mike34 - June 9, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude, you really need to take some pills. If you really didn't care about them, why would you answer? Just hear them and make the next poster better. 1L for the poster 5l for making me laugh at your comments.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:48 am
No. Just mind your own d*** business, that is if you can pull yourself away from raping babies for more than five seconds, ya' sick baby-raping creep!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:07 am
Looks like we have a new moronic mouthpiece in our midst! What's the matter sanitizer? Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement?
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:46 am
No. You accept that no one cares if you're not impressed. Don't air your apathy here! Oh, and like you know how to clean up your own ****.
culos - June 9, 2010, 7:29 am
@Rerun: sanitizer does not equal sanity. I guess it's a fancy word for janitor.... Don't expect him to fully understand your comment...
rerun - June 9, 2010, 6:28 am

sanitizer - it is called criticism, learn to accept it and move on
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:41 am
Nobody cares if your not impressed. Keep your non-impressiveness to yourself.
rerun - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

this reminds me of the 99 bottles of beer song, make it 999,999,998
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
Make that 999,999,999 hard-ons. Not impressed.


OVERCLOCKING - Cuz moar is MOAR!!!




NAZI WARLOCKS -


TAGS: nazi warlock evil
Rating: 2/5

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ashellyc - April 21, 2010, 10:32 pm
Wolfenstein. best game ever


INTERNET ARGUMENTS - OOHHH! This ones turning into a real WIZARDS DUEL! I can't wait to submit my comment.




CRIMINALS BEWARE - door locked for your protection




WASTED -




NEVER ENDING STORY -


TAGS: church clock watch boring
Rating: 4.59/5

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falloutghoul - February 17, 2012, 5:54 pm
In church, the never-ending story is the one that gets repeated. Over and over again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2010, 9:10 pm
5L....words of wisdom.


NATION HEALING - Phoenix dust storm, Wild fires in New Mexico, Alabama tornadoes Missouri river flooding, Collective Bargaining riots, etc etc We could've used a li'l of that too.




REALIZATION -


TAGS: lighthouse spare key lock out
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by forseti

maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:13 am
Avon Calling !
Zetmonk - February 22, 2012, 2:36 am
Nice! I tried something with that pic but got rejected. This works much better.


ELMER FUDD - There Is Unrest In The Forest There Is Trouble With The Trees


TAGS: elmer fudd is the block captain
Rating: 4.47/5

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trek - October 14, 2012, 11:18 pm
Rush + Elmer Fudd? 5 Lions!
douger444 - May 20, 2010, 12:42 pm
Thewe is Unwest in the Fowest Thewe is Twouble with the Twees


MY SON - I Locked Him In This Coffin ... ... He Locked Himself In My Heart


TAGS: son death coffin heart lock
Rating: 4.3/5

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Rick69 - January 20, 2012, 2:51 pm
Thank you... It's what I do best...
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:23 pm
Heavy Stuff 5L
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:23 pm
Heavy Stuff 5L


BARRIERS -




THOSE WHO LOOK FOR TROUBLE - Often deserve it


TAGS: see the results on the 7 oclock news
Rating: 3.8/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 7:31 pm
The long walk to the Chinese buffet begins here.


CONSISTENCY -


TAGS: halloween haarakkon strikes again lock up yer wenches
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:08 am
I would love to take credit for drawing that cheesily done eye-patch on the pic, but I just found it that way ... on the internet! I am, however, bloody d*** proud of the "Boo!" part.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
my 5L...genius.


CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry




ART - The Japanese Do It Better


TAGS: art japanese japan wood block
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:46 pm
Indeed. I think it's called "no pointillism".
Derek - December 22, 2009, 4:14 pm
Each to their own. The mountains look like so much crumpled paper to me.
Fatt Matt - December 22, 2009, 11:39 am
Someone scribbled all over it.


FUTILITY IN HALO REACH -


TAGS: halo reach stick armor lock
Rating: 1.37/5

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50cal - November 28, 2010, 10:08 pm
1L, its not funny dude.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:27 pm
Nice to have a second sh** to lower that 2.25 on the original one.
rerun - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm

1L worthy second time around
ICEMAN - November 27, 2010, 7:17 pm
And 10 days from now he'll try & get it by rerun.
agdaniele - November 27, 2010, 7:15 pm
How'd I miss that? Twice the suck?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
You already posted this 121721.


Novelty Alarm Clocks -


TAGS: alarm clocks novelty scare mornings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:31 am
Homemade is always better anyway. Would make nice Christmas gifts! Thanks OSA
OSA - November 4, 2013, 5:37 pm
Love the concept.!! I tried to import one into OZ a while back. Guess what happened ;-(


come rain or come shine -


TAGS: five o clock somewhere
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - September 22, 2013, 7:28 pm
Right, c-little.
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:24 pm
Haha that's great! He looks like he might be looking forward to the death part.


BOTTLED UP -


TAGS: writer s block thirsty
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 15, 2012, 10:53 pm
Heh heh.....N-I-C-E


Antique -


TAGS: video rental blockbuster in my day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2014, 10:39 pm
Lol! And your Social Security number, too. No joke.
Cannabal - March 16, 2014, 6:19 pm
And in those days, being a member at Blockbuster required a godd'amned credit check, too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 16, 2014, 5:26 pm
Yep, seems like only yesterday.
GaryO - March 16, 2014, 9:46 am
Cell phones were just becoming the rage, so you’d see folks phoning home. ‘Yeah, Forrest Gump is still sold out, but they have Reservoir Dogs, can we get Reservoir Dogs? I know she’s 5 but…..wait…it’s just the box, looks like its The Yearling again…;
GaryO - March 16, 2014, 9:45 am
IF…it hadn’t sold out. But then, there was always Papillon in the long standing favorites section.


I asked -




I Present to You -




THE MAN IN GREY -




Sometimes,the only way out goes straight through -




MAN -




ANIMAL MARATHONS - When flocking is simply no better than a wild goose chase.


TAGS: ducks geese flock marathon sportts
Rating: 4.83/5

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ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:59 pm
Funny as Hell!!!


Fairy Godmother -




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